Crystal Fod is not for the faint of the hart!
in fact, it is food for thought! Don’t be square, get hip!
And, now, a peom:
Somewhere out there the bottles clink
Maybe in Mainland China, while in Thailand the rivers push boats down stream.
Mothers are off to work to pay for daycare
The Dj’s recorded set was a masterpiece. Everyone at the cool club bobbed their heads
in agreement.
This is one cool guy, they all thought.
“Beers on me!” said Cool DJ
Drinking Tea softened the blow,
The young man’s head split open due to tequila. To everyone’s
surprise, Techno Music started playing from his fissure.
The little muscles that made up his pink mind twitched and pusled, their
electrical output was a harmonious blend of bass and sampled harsh noises.
His brain injury had a perfect BPM to keep the party going.
There are no mistakes.
He loved the way her breath smelled like alcohol when she woke up
She had deep dimples and a sharp cupids bow
She could convince a priest to have premarital sex
When she would make her eyes sparkle
And grin like she just left the dentist
She asked him if he meant it
When he told her she was beautiful
The other day
he clutched the back of her neck
And ran his fingers in between her
Feathery hair that would change colors when she felt it should
To make sure she knew he meant it
They would play pretend husband and wife
And make fake babies
inside, outside, in bathrooms
Like a pinky promise
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